Dear Fellow Americans,

I received this offer from "American hero" Oliver North recently and thought it was so compelling that I'd share it with you.  Lt. Col. North, you may recall, was a principle figure in the Iran-Contra scandal which linked terrorists from around the world in trying to defeat a democratically elected government in Nicaragua in the 1980s. He's at it again, this time demonizing fellow Americans (using the dreaded "G"...for "gay"...word in the midst of an election campaign here in Virginia) and just generally spreading lies about a candidate he opposes. I know some of you have never been on an Advisory Council and this would give you an opportunity to pump up your resumés. I'm sure you'll want to jump on this chance immediately.

God Bless America...please.

John